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handle:       NO_CARRIER
role:         iOS Team Lead / Systems Tinkerer
signon:       ~2011
idle:         0d 0h (active)
channels:     #swift #gentoo #homelab #lowlevel
server:       basement-rack.local
realname:     ████████████
location:     ██████████, RU
age:          39
clearance:    root

remarks:      15+ years writing code for a living.
              Started before it was cool. Will continue
              after it stops being cool.

last-modified: 2026-02-09
source:        SELF

// SYSTEM MANIFEST

root@no_carrier:~# emerge --info

Portage 2026.Q1 (default/linux/amd64/23.0, gcc-14, glibc-2.40)
=================================================================
CHOST="x86_64-pc-linux-gnu"
UPTIME="15y 3m 12d"
KERNEL="identity-crisis-aware"

[installed packages]

dev-lang/swift-6.0           USE="ios concurrency strict -android"
dev-lang/objc-legacy-2.0     USE="arc muscle-memory -garbage-collection"
dev-tools/xcode-16           USE="swiftui instruments profiling"
dev-tools/cursor-0.45        USE="copilot -trust -blind-acceptance"
sys-kernel/gentoo-sources     USE="custom hardened -binary"
app-admin/homelab-stack      USE="proxmox docker zfs monitoring"
net-misc/tailscale           USE="mesh exit-node"
dev-db/postgresql-17         USE="self-hosted -cloud"
app-editors/neovim-0.10      USE="lua lsp -vscode"

[USE flags — opinions]

strict          : code should mean what it says
muscle-memory   : 15 years of patterns don't unlearn
-blind-acceptance : AI output gets reviewed, always
custom          : if it runs, I compiled it
self-hosted     : my data, my hardware, my problem
-cloud          : trust is not a service

[pending]

app-misc/identity-rebuild-0.1  USE="in-progress craft -surrender"

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